Intro/Chorus G D F D 3-3-3-5-3-2------1-1-1-0-1-2--------| ------------------------------------| ------------------------------------| ------------------------------------| ------------------------------------| ------------------------------------| Verse G, D, Em, D F, D, F, D Solo G D Em D ------------------------------------| ------------------------------------| 0-0-0-2-2-2-4p7-4-2-----------------| ------------------------------------| ------------------------------------| ------------------------------------| G G D Em D She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm. G G D Em D Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm. F D But after ten pints, she looked quite fit, F D Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits. G D Em D Sweaty Beaty G D Em D Sweaty Beaty G G D Em D Slap that and ride the ripples, G G D Em D just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples. F D Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, F D thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh. Chorus G D Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies, F D Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs, G D Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath? F D Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death. G G D Em D I knew that she wanted me to shag her, G G D Em D so I stabbed her cunt with my mutton dagger. F D I couldn't believe the size of her bum, F D She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum. Solo x4 Sweaty Betty Sweaty Betty Sweaty Betty Sweaty Betty F D I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born, F D But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm. G D Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips, F D Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits, G D Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina, F D Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her, G D Em D Sweaty Betty G D Em D Swetty Betty, She's so obscene, G D Em D Swetty Betty, three tons of margarine, G D Em D Swetty Betty, She's like a lump of lard G D Em D But Sweaty Betty, makes my willy hard. G SWETTY BETTY thats it. tunnelbanepojkar@hotmail.com